Saturday, 20 June 2015

Film Review - Entourage



Hollywood Insights

Film: Entourage
Cast: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Jeremy Piven, Kevin Dillon
Directed by: Doug Ellin
Duration: 1 hr 51 mins
Rating:  * * 1 / 2

At the very outset I must clarify that I have not seen the popular television series from which this film is adapted. A cursory check confirms that the series has won several awards and nominations including a Golden Globe for Jeremy Piven who is again right on the money in the here as well.

Entourage, the film itself though is no great shakes, the idea seems to be to cash on the popularity of the series rather than make new fans with this enterprise. Having seen the film, I for one, am not too keen to catch the television show. 

What chic flicks mean to women, Entourage is to men - mach flicks could be the word?  This film is the male equivalent of Sex And The City

Set in Hollywood, these bunch of men have fast cars, enjoy their holiday on luxury yachts (where women in bikinis far outnumber the men, in bikinis and otherwise) in Spain.  They also sleep with women of their choice, sometimes with two different ones on the same day. 

Vince (Adrian Grenier) is a popular actor with aspirations of directing a film. He gets a $100 million from the studio boss Ari (Jeremy Piven) but that is not enough. He needs some more before he can call it a wrap but the billionaire who is financing the studio refuses to put in any more money. Instead, he sends his son (Haley Joel Osmant of The Sixth Sense fame) to check out if the film is any good.

The entourage consists of Vince’s brother Johnny (Kevin Dillon brother of Matt), his producer manager Eric (Kevin Connolly) and his friend Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) who all are dealing with their own issues. Johnny is an actor whose career hasn’t gone too far while Eric is struggling with his personal life.

While the characters are interesting in their own right, the screenplay just skims the surface. Perhaps that is the outcome of adapting from television to screen where time is of essence and has to be utilized wisely. 

Instead, there is a lot of focus on their glamorous lives with the aim of seducing our senses. The interactions and the track between the studio boss and the director are not only entertaining but it also gives us some insights in Hollywood’s functioning. It may appear far-fetched but some of it could well be true.  

Jeremy Piven and Kevin Dillon steal the show as far as the acting is concerned. A film on their characters would be interesting, minus the entourage. 


Sunday, 14 June 2015

Film Review - Hamari Adhuri Kahani



 

Strained Relations  
Film: Hamari Adhuri Kahani
Cast: Emraan Hashmi, Vidya Balaan, Rajkummar Rao
Directed by: Mohit suri
Duration: 2 hrs 8 mins
Rating: *

Hamari Adhuri Kahaani which is supposedly based on the lives of Mahesh Bhatt’s parents, offers the most harrowing times at the cinema. We don’t know for sure what exactly happened to the people in real life, whether they actually suffered so much, but with this film, the audience certainly has. It is the kind of cinema that might prompt a teetotaler to go out and have a peg – a Patiala preferably. 

With the story written by Bhatt himself, there are some absolutely cringe worthy and archaic dialogues by Shagufta Rafique who is a regular in the Bhatt camp. The story is about two men in love with one woman and all three are miserable. Told in flashback, we have a single mother Vasudha (Vidya Balan) whose specialty is arranging flowers in a starred hotel. Her husband Hari (Rajkummar Rao) is missing from the scene and it turns out that he has become a ‘terrorist’ in the naxal area. He is the kind of guy who forced her to tattoo his name on her wrist because of their “saat janam ka rishta.” It is obvious that she has had enough of him in this janam itself but won't say so and suffer in silence.

Enter Aarav Ruparel (Emraan Hashmi), owner of more than a hundred luxury hotels around the world. Impressed with her floral and other skills, he offers her a job in Dubai. One thing leads to another and after a couple of depressing Jeet Ganguly / Arijit Singh songs and skirmishes, they fall in love. At one point, she even takes her bag and starts walking in the lonesome desert as if to save taxi fare to the airport. But just as things are about to look rosy for Ms. Floral, expectedly, her naxalite husband makes a comeback.

Not quite sure where there is more turmoil, in your head or on screen, as you watch watching the drama unfold.

The scenes look synthetic and you don’t feel sympathy to any of the characters either. But it is the painful dialogues (and words like miliqiyat, kaaynat) that take the cake. Aarav sounds more like a poet, not a particularly good one I would like to add hastily, than a rich entrepreneur. “Yeh phool humse kuch keh rahe hain” he declares stopping in his tracks as he is about to board a flight in a rush. A cop goes out of his way to help the lovers, why?  “Kyonki kaaynaat bhi sachche pyaar karne waalon ko milaane ki koshish karti hai.” Move over Paulo Coelho, we have our very own one here. ?

The only silver lining was Rajkummar Rao’s acting, he gives it his best shot. Vidya Balan is a fine actress but here, she has the lets-be-done-with-this-and-move-on look. 

The one word to describe Hamari Adhuri Kahani is, avoidable. 


Published in The Navhind Times on 14th June 2015

Film Review - Jurassic World



Walk In The Park

Film: Jurassic World
Cast: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Irrfan Khan
Directed by: Colin Trevorrow
Duration: 2 hrs 4mins
Rating:  *  *  * 1 / 2

It’s been over 20 years since the dinosaurs and Steven Spielberg’s vision blew us away with Jurassic Park, adapted from Michael Crichton’s book. While watching Jurassic World the latest in the franchise and fourth in line, you are constantly reminded, in a good way, what a spectacular film the original one was - anyone can use CGI but to use it tell a darn good story with so many memorable scenes, it takes a Spielberg to do that.     

Director Colin Trevorrow has done a commendable job with Spielberg on board as executive producer – there is only so much you can do when dinosaur’s run riot in a fairly predictable plot and he seems to be aware of that. Within those parameters, considering that the previous two films failed, Trevorrow does well to pull it off by keeping it simple.  Time and again, the film also pays a tribute to the original, the rear view mirror shot being one of them.

John Hammond who envisaged the park is gone but his dream has come alive.  A fully functional Jurassic park but called Jurassic World is operational in Costa Rica and tourists are flocking there, ignoring everything that happened in part 2 and 3.

The place is managed by Claire (Bryce Dallas Howard) who is career oriented woman and a bit stiff at time. Investors want something bigger bolder and cool and the park to keep the interest going, it is bit like mobile companies coming up with new models ever so often. Hence a new dinosaur is genetically modified, he is called Indominus Rex.  While Claire is supposed to look after her two nephews, which she doesn’t, all hell breaks loose when Indominus Rex comes out in the open. Irrfan Khan plays an entrepreneur who controls the park while Owen (Chris Pratt) is a dinosaur trainer of sorts. The stage is all set for the prehistoric creatures to run amok.

There are a couple of sub plots thrown in for good measure – an army man (Vincent D’Onofrio)  is controlling the ‘experiment’, after robots, the army is looking for dinosaurs to fight for them and the relationship between man and animal, raptors in this case adds a nice touch to the proceedings. Trevorrow knows which buttons to press, and when, to keep the audience engaged despite of the plot being formulaic.  

Even if the dinosaur is threatening lives, there has to be some romance in the story, that is the order of the day, so Claire and Owen have a thing going between them and it would have also been interesting to see in a mid or close up shot how she managed to run at quick speed in those heels. 

The acting is at par, Bryce Dallas Howard (Manderlay, The Village) is not seen that often but she is a mighty good actress while Chris Pratt is likable, much like the dinosaurs he trains. 

In toto, Jurassic Park delivers what it promises. 


Published in The Navhind Times on 14th June 2015

Monday, 8 June 2015

Film Review - Dil Dhadakne Do




Cruise Control

Film: Dil Dhadakne Do
Cast: Anil Kapoor, Priyanka Chopra, Ranveer Singh, Shefali Shah
Directed by: Zoya Akhtar
Duration:  2 hrs 47 mins
Rating:  *  * 1 / 2

Dil Dhadakne Do is about a bunch of people who think they are going places but actually they are going nowhere and they all have some serious problems to boot. Of all places, the resolution incidentally happens on cruise ship during a holiday in the Mediterranean. That’s Zoya Akhtar’s ultra long Dil Dhadakne Do, a film that has a decent beginning and a redeeming end with a whole lot of nothing to fill up the spaces in between. 

We are introduced to the Mehra family with a voice over, that’s turns out to be of the family dog (Aamir Khan’s distinct voice). The patriarch Kamal Mehra (Anil Kapoor) is a rich self made tycoon and never misses a chance to remind everyone about that.  His wife Neelam (Shefali Shah) is not exactly suffering in silence, she makes her presence felt from time to time, but she is suffering all the same. Their son Kabir (Ranveer Singh) is still learning the ropes as far as managing their business is concerned, he has no knack for it, instead, he is interested in flying he family plane. At that point you very well know how his career is going to unfold. 

Their daughter Ayesha (Priyanka Chopra), now a successful businesswoman, was married off to Manav (Rahul Bose) who treats her marginally better than a doormat. Her erstwhile heartthrob Sunny (Farhan Akhtar) also lands on the scene and at that point, you know very well how this love story is going to unfold.  

Now the dysfunctional Mehra family is under huge debt and yet they plan this big celebration aboard a cruise liner because it is their 30th wedding anniversary. They are also hoping to rope in some investors; their plan is to marry off their son to one of the rich businessman’s    daughter so that their company can be salvaged. If you think this “dosti ko rishtedari mein badalte hain” happened only in the 60’s and 70’s, then think again. 

It doesn’t take too long for the setting to be established but from there on, it doesn’t go anywhere. Well, physically it does, to many fancy places, including Istanbul targeting an audience that has aspirations. A serious amount of time is spent showing off all the locales while you wait patiently for the story to change gears. It doesn’t. 

It is only in the climax that it gets going, even if the proceedings are a bit illogical.

There are too many characters and you barely understand any of them. We get a glimpse of Ayesha and her mother, though the former is woman of resolve, the latter looks a bit confused. Kabir is more of a fun person who shares a chemistry with Farha (Anushka Sharma) but since other characters have to be accommodated, there isn’t enough screen time for him. 

Co-written by Reema Kagti (of Honeymoon Travels fame, another road movie about dysfunctional families, except that was in a bus this is a luxury ship) the screenplay not-so-cleverly makes way for what is coming up next. For instance, when Sunny’s name is mentioned you know Ayesha shares a past with him but yet that matter is delved upon till the cows come home.

The film touches upon patriarchy and women’s issues in a not so subtle manner - but at least it might make a point to a segment of the audience.  

On the acting front, Anil Kapoor and Shefali Shah play their parts with conviction; the latter in fact stands out among all the ladies in the film. Ranveer Singh has his moments and Priyanka Chopra is apt. 

Dil Dhadakne Do has the makings of a Bollywood blockbuster, big stars, exotic locales, romance, bit of humor - never mind if the story is a bit tedious and about an hour too long. 

When it comes to Zoya Akhtar, give me Luck By Chance, any day.  

Published in The Navhind Times, Goa on 7th June 2015




Film Review - Welcome 2 Karachi


No Country For Young Men
Film: Welcome To Karachi
Cast: Arshad Warsi, Jackky Bhagnani, Lauren Gottlieb
Directed by: Ashish R Mohan
Duration: 2 hrs 10 mins
Rating:  * * 1 / 2  

The story of a dumb and dumber Indian mistakenly landing on the shores of Pakistan is the not the story of your average Bollywood film, the jokes in it though cater to the lowest common denominator. The director Ashish R Mohan, was Rohit Shetty’s assistant, hence that should come as no surprise. To be fair to the film makers, it hits bulls eye as far as the target audience is concerned. It doesn’t aim to be politically correct, in fact far from it, there are caricatures and all possible stereotypes that you can imagine involving an Indo-Pak affair. It must also be added that by default, political correctness has never been the strong points of most films anyway.

After a boat cruise goes awry, Shammi (Arshad Warsi) an ex Navy man and Kedar (Jackky Bhagnani)who intelligence quotient is slightly on the lower side,  find themselves on the shores of Karachi. They are mistaken as Indian spies and a Pakistani intelligence agent (Lauren Gottlieb) is hot on their heels.  Every person they come across there is wielding a gun and has links to terrorists or gangsters.  

From the Taliban to a jihadi campin Waziristan, not to mention American agents, they keep jumping from one place to the other.  There is the occasional humor but it tries up as the film progresses. As a rule, comedy films should be crisp and to the point but alas, more often than not, they carry unnecessary baggage and this film also a climax that is a yawn.
Amidst all the zaniness, there are a few scenes that stand out. The embassy shootout for instance was a clever of showing how trigger happy nations are in today’s world or the scene where they discover that the barb wire along the border is stolen and Shammi remarks “Dono taraf hi chor hain” (there are thieves on both sides)

In many ways, Welcome To Karachi is also a missed opportunity because the plot had the potential to be more than what it is, as a comedy and satire. 

However odd it may sound, Arshad Warsi and Jackky Bhagnani share a good chemistry, the latter’s outing is much better than what he has done previously, but that is not saying much.

Welcome to Karachi is okay for a few silly laughs with silly being the operative word. 

Published in The Navhind Times on 31st May 2015

Film Review - San Andreas


Earth Fury
Film: San Andreas
Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Paul Giamatti
Directed by: Brad Peyton
Duration: 1 hr 54 mins
Rating: * * *

Every other year, there is always one big 'disaster' movie that comes from Hollywood, where mother nature unleashes it fury.  Audiences love such films, there is something about witnessing large scale devastation on the big screen and it doesn’t take much processing power of the mind either.  San Andreas is the latest in that list.

Directed by Brad Peyton, the film relies heavily on special effects where the buildings and skyscrapers of San Francisco and Los Angeles go down like a pack of cards is mighty impressive, but as far as the story goes, this draws a naught and ticks every possible box.

Dwayne Johnson, plays Ray, a rescue helicopter pilot. The film opens with a bang, he rescues a girl who car is precariously hanging on a cliff. In 'disaster' movies, the hero’s personal life is always in shambles, in this case he is going through a reluctant divorce with Emma (Carla Gugino) who has just moved in with her boyfriend who is a high flying architect. Rays daughter Blake (Alexandra Daddario of True Detective and Percy Jackson fame, who will be 30 but looks 18) is supposed to spend the weekend with him when the earthquake strikes. First, a dam breaks open, starting the many catastrophes that follow. 

First his wife and then his daughter are caught in the middle of it all giving him an excellent opportunity to rekindle his relationship with his wife and prove that he is a true family man by rescuing his daughter.  That doesn’t say a lot about him as a professional though because he is busy saving his family. Blake meanwhile finds a good guy for company when the devastation happens. If a family is getting together, even mother nature makes way for them, at least that seems to be the message, given the way they survive and meet each other. 

The trump card are the special effects, which are used liberally, in fact if one were to nitpick, it is used too liberally – so while you are impressed while watching it, there is not particular image that stays in your head after the film -too many buildings and bridges get knocked down. 

There is the odd scene where there is a nice touch, for example, people looting supermarkets and malls in the wake of tragedy.

Paul Giamatti plays a scientist who is working on prediction of earthquakes and like most characters he has played, he does this one too with style. Dwayne Johnson has a limited range of expressions but he always uses them well and there is always something very sincere about his acting that makes him likable.

On the whole, San Andreas proves that it is indeed a marvel as to what they can do with computers these days. 

Published in The Navhind Times Goa on 31st May 2015
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