It's All Jai Ho Hum
Film: Jai Ho
Cast: Salman Khan, Daisy Shah, Tabu
Directed by: Sohail Khan
Duration: 2 hrs 25 mins
Rating: * 1 /2
Cast: Salman Khan, Daisy Shah, Tabu
Directed by: Sohail Khan
Duration: 2 hrs 25 mins
Rating: * 1 /2
For fans of Salman Khan, it doesn’t matter if the review
accords the film one or five stars, bhai’s films are critic proof. But for all
those who care about cinema and sanity, get this straight – this is the worst
Salman film in years (yes that includes Veer
and Main aurr Mrs. Khanna) simple
because the film maker (in this case his brother Sohail Khan) takes the
audience for granted and dishes out a film that looks older than an Egyptian
mummy on just about every count. Officially, the film is a remake of
Chiranjeevi’s Stalin (2006) which in
turn was inspired by Kevin Spacey’s Pay
it Forward (2000)
If you must know the story, the superstar plays the latest
flavor of the season, a common man. This common man has extremely uncommon
powers though; he can beat up goons dime by the dozen without even so much
getting a scratch. Maybe that Revital thing that he endorses, works after all. You’ve
seen people kick start a scooter but bhai can even start an ambulance with a
kick.
He is a good Samaritan helping people, including an amputee
(Genelia Deshmukh) who needs help to write her college exams (the actress is
only 27 years old and her character is that of a ‘bright’ student). When he was
in the army, he also saved a bunch of children from terrorists and for not
obeying orders he was dismissed.
For the life in me I can’t figure why and what was Tabu
doing in the film. She plays the common man’s sister and when some good try to
put a hand on her izzat he beats them
to pulp.
Among other skills, he can also scare his opponents by
roaring like a tiger, after all, Ek tha you know what. Since a heroine is
necessary for some song and dance routine, we have Daisy Shah to fulfill that
quotient and since it is a Salman Khan film, actors need acting skills like a
fish needs a Harley Davidson.
The ‘humor’ comes mostly from jokes about the heroines pink
underwear and other oddities include a kidney that gets damaged when a woman
gets run over by vehicle and needs replacement (all other parts of the anatomy
remain intact). But then who cares of logic or common sense.
There are plenty of actors here to remind you that they are
still around – Mohnish Behl, Aditya Pancholi, Ashmit Patel, Mahesh Thakur,
Mahesh Manjrekar, Nauheed Cyrusi, Tulip Joshi, Vatsal Seth and even good old
Danny Denzongpa. If that is not enough, Suniel Shetty also pops up on an army
tank. Enough endured.
Oh just one more
thing, Salman also takes off his shirt and you could go to Mars and come back
by the time the last fight can get over.
With such a hackneyed plot and antiquated plot there is nothing
much you can do except grin and bear it in your seat. Technically, the films of
the 80’s were much superior and as far as the music goes, it is pretty much
like kids banging pots and pans.
The film exhorts the values of helping other people but it
is repeated till the cows come home. Here’s my humble way of helping others-
avoid this film and save your money. And please spread the word.
Published in The Navhind Times on 26th Jan 2014
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